Tin Foil Hat Embroidered T-shirt | Funny Conspiracy Theory Shirt

They said the truth was out there. We embroidered it on a t-shirt.

The Tin Foil Hat Embroidered T-Shirt is for the free thinkers, the question-askers, and the people who definitely know what's really going on.

   Whether you're decoding chemtrails, questioning the moon landing, or JFK  — this tee gets you.

Professionally embroidered on a 100% cotton unisex tee. Soft, breathable, and completely untraceable by satellites.

*We cannot confirm or deny whether wearing this shirt will attract government surveillance. Probably fine though.

Details

• 100% cotton — soft, breathable, and off the grid
• Unisex fit — great for all genders (and all timelines)
• Professionally embroidered design

Care Instructions

• Turn inside out before washing and ironing
• Do not soak or scrub the embroidery
• Wash darks and lights separately
• Hang dry in a cool, shaded spot
• Avoid ironing directly over the embroidered area
• Minor shrinkage may occur (100% cotton)

Treat it gently and it'll stay looking brilliant. 🛸